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Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.
Check out that grandma sweater, that patchwork is extreme.
by JamJam24 October 8, 2010
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Cigarette Grandma

That grandma that is on one certain end of the grandma stereotypes.

The one that smokes constantly, gambles, could probably beat your ass, yet is still somehow a loving grandma. (Some are known to be wrestlers, too)
My cigarette grandma threatened to beat my ass if I didn't buy her a new pack of cigs so she wouldn't have to leave her slots.
by Goku Freeman April 13, 2007
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Grandma's Drapes

An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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Grandma Fro

The haircut all grandmothers have. It's similar to an afro, though not as round and high on the top.
Derived from the word "afro."
I want the classic grandma fro-look, Jerry!
by Bruflot December 23, 2013
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Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating
"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."
by Kindagawky December 7, 2009
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Grandma the hutt

elderly female relative who does nothing but lay on the couch all day and presume to have control of everything
man Im glad Im moving because Grandma the hutt is one paranoid old broad
by null1983 September 11, 2005
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grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!
Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"
by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008
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