To pass the time, have your submissive partner lay on their back. Squat over their face and rhythmically swing your nut sack from side to side in front of your partners face, much like a pendulum. The pendulum motion is not the only resemblance to a clock, as you can faintly hear a ticking with each swing, or better yet, a "smacking" as your nuts strike your partners cheeks with each swing. But this is no ordinary grandfather clock, it is also a Cuckoo clock! But no bird is coming out of this "clock". Instead an 8.5" turd out of your squatting anus right onto the submissive below! Extra Points for nailing the "Cuckoo" on the hour, and without skipping a swing of that pendulum.
My boy Jesse asked how much I know about rare clocks, so I explained I had in fact the rarest of the rare. He need not do anything except lay down and let me unveil to him the Grandfather Cuckoo! He was tickled by the nuts smacking his face, however he was not amused when in an attempt to produce the most beautiful Cuckoo Turd, I exploded diarrhea all over him instead. Let this be a lesson to you, that a trip to Ryans Steakhouse for the Beefaroni is not advised prior to performing the Grandfather Cuckoo.
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