goose
Something very energetic, explosive or fast. Origin unknown for sure, but follow a goose around for a while and you'll probably find out where the term comes from...
Coach: Get round that race track like crap through a goose!
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Husband: Honey, we're gonna be late. Get down the stairs like crap through a goose!
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Husband: Honey, we're gonna be late. Get down the stairs like crap through a goose!
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