Goose

The student let out a goose so loud, the teacher had to remove him from class.

"Dude, did you just goose?"

Someone goosed, i can smell it
by Skibbz December 07, 2006
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Goose Goose Goose

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.
Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.

Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.
by UnerringBiscuit November 03, 2009
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Goose Goose!

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
by adamryan March 19, 2009
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goose goose

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.
I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.

Shea's got a goose goose!!!!
by SHEA-UNIT June 08, 2006
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goose

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 22, 2003
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Goose Goose

Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!
by Mrs. Handsome September 22, 2010
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goosing

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.
I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.
by benblem January 15, 2022
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