goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot

"look at that goobertron dancing!"

by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

goober glue

The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).

I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

Triple Gooberry Sundae

A sex act involving one woman and three men. One ejaculates on the top of her head while the other two do the same in each of her ear canals.

Did you hear? Me and two buddies gave Sarah a heaping Triple Gooberry Sundae last night!

by BigBean January 12, 2015

gooberry

1. something funny to say when your stoned
2. an insult

omg your such a gooberry!

by kshizz May 2, 2006

goober salve

Another term for peanut butter.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

Goobergaber

When two Teletubbies are having oral sex, during an orgy.

"Bro did you see the Goobergaber that happened last night?"
"Yea of course,Po is my favorite!"

by Baddefinitons March 17, 2022