What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

Honest to goodness

A southern phrase meaning to promise that something is true despite unbelief

Honest to goodness that rabbit kicked the hawk in the head as it tried to grab it and fly off.

by BSNCCRN April 12, 2023

oh my goodness me!

When you are feeling wittily surprised at an unexpected piece of information!

"OH MY GOODNESS ME! I HAVE TO VISIT THE LOO! I ATE BAKED BEANS *SAYS CUTELY*"

by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024

oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025

goodnesstacity

how good or cool something is;also coolness

that kid is nice and has a lot of goodnesstacity;that word is goodnesstacity

by brad slocum March 12, 2004

godness

A term popularized by the song Venus, written by the Shocking Blue. Mariska Veres, the lead singer of the band spoke little English upon the recording of the song, and because of this she pronounced "goddess" as "godness."

A godness on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame,
The summit of beauty and love,
And Venus was her name.

-Venus, by The Shocking Blue

by Sacra May 4, 2007

Goodless

Completely useless. Might as well not exist. Waste of space. If referred to a aperson, the person would be otherweise referred to as an oxygen thief. Asteroth.

Look at this oxygen thief sitting on his porch all day long, every day, contributing nothing to society, just breahing up our oxygen with his goodless existence. What an Asteroth.

by Stan Weekday June 9, 2011