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Kiss your ass goodbye

It means that you're fucked beyond the point of return
Know how to use kiss your ass goodbye. when you need to use it
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by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 November 26, 2020
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Minnesota goodbye

The Minnesota goodbye is the process Minnesotans go through when saying goodbye at a get together or party. The process is rarely short – normally it lasts between 10 and 30 minutes and involves commonplace conversations, often an extension of what folks were talking about earlier at the get-together.
The Minnesota goodbye kept them out standing in the cold until they had minor frostbite.
by DerekDansen February 6, 2022
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The Dirty Goodbye

When two heterosexual friends of the same gender have a sleep over and one leaves in the morning with out saying goodbye.
Chris awoke to the rising sun. He looked over at Nathaniel sleeping peacefully. With out waking up Nathaniel Chris gathered his things and exited the room. As he was leaving the strange house Chris had this uncomfortable feeling as if he had done something, dirty.

When Nathaniel awoke he realized he had been giving the dirty goodbye.
by Rachel_Ironbutler December 18, 2010
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Lexi Goodbye

Order 4 tacos then use getting napkins as an excuse to leave the restaurant in order to lie down on the sidewalk and shout "THIS IS NORMAL IN ASIA!" followed by multiple Uber cancellations before finally getting an Uber to go 5 blocks home.
Yeah man, it's crazy.... after she pulled a Lexi goodbye, I was left with no napkins and 4 tacos all to myself so I gave some tacos to a homeless dude.
by Eames chair & dogs May 10, 2019
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nebraska goodbye

You’re out with friends, you gotta leave. You have some good kool aid and corn at home. So you say “you have to go to the bathroom”. Then you leave.
Kelsey is out with her friends. She’s gotta make that kool aid and corn. So she does a Nebraska goodbye.
by nstlr007 October 25, 2019
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Late Goodbye

Two meanings...

1. A tight alternative song by the Finnish band Poets of the Fall. It's featured in the Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne game.

2. From what I gather, when a person knows something should have been stopped or over from the start but allows it to cross the line. In the song, it pertains to two friends who went too far...
1. "And we keep drivin' into the night, it's a late goodbye, such a late goodbye."

2. I wish we wouldn't have even gone out! Now it's gonna be a late goodbye.
by ilovepp954 September 13, 2005
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second goodbye

The awkward goodbye that occurs when you've already said goodbye to someone but circumstances dictate a second goodbye, often accompanied with an awkward hug or handshake
FIRST GOODBYE
Person #1: Goodbye! I'll see you in a week!
Person #2: Okay, bye! Have fun!
*hug*

...10 minutes later
SECOND GOODBYE
Person #1: Bye again.
Person #2: All right, see you later. Maybe this is the last goodbye.
*awkward half-assed hug*
by dgush November 24, 2009
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