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Golden Goldfish

The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.
I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more
by Shazzaaa August 31, 2020
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A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012
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finn the goldfish

A very cringe YouTuber with a bad discord sever
by Alecs dad September 24, 2019
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Goldfishing

Similar to catfishing, where a fake person is created to lure people in, goldfishing is when someone fakes being wealthy in order to find romantic partners.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger.
Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
Kevin's really in deep- he started goldfishing this sorority girl but now he's having to juggle buying expensive gifts and coupon-cutting at the grocery store.
by jtornado October 25, 2015
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Goldfish

That bitch been eating Goldfish
by Chris Crutcher September 9, 2012
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Goldfish

An awesome little snack that will never taste bad! Orange/ yellow and it smiles back at you!
That goldFish tastes aweome!
by Xtreme the awesome goldfish! February 4, 2010
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Mersey Goldfish

A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary
I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past
by Seedy Ron June 6, 2003
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