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Young Goblin

Young goblin is a person refered to ones youngest best friend
Young goblin is some one who’s best friend is the ace boon coon
Young goblin is a ride or die
Yeah I’m the ace but that there is my young goblin
by Cbcraig December 8, 2017
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brass goblin

The old Boomer at the shooting range, who reloads his ammunition, who gets all up in your grill and asks you if he can take your brass.
Brass goblin: *walks up in your personal space while you're shooting, with stinking breath* Hey there, are you using your brass, sonny boy?
Me: get out of my face brass goblin!
by Shadowman556 September 22, 2020
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Elite barbs and goblin drill

Elite barbs and goblin drill are cards in the game call Clash Royale. People who actually use Elite barbs for a living just like bouncing on BBC. Same goes for people who use Goblin drill. Every time I go vs people like this I turn a part of the 97%.
Me:You wanna 1v1 in Clash Royale
Guy:Yea sure but ima use Elite barbs and goblin drill?
Me:Yea no
by Yakerdonk July 6, 2021
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Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019
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Goblin cum

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?
by GAWII April 26, 2014
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goblinmaxxing

Fictional term formed with the creation of a popular meme of a YouTuber mimicking the actions of an icon of a Clash Royale goblin.

Means absolutely nothing.
"me after goblinmaxxing"
"what?"
by ifunnyuser6274388 August 5, 2021
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beer goblin

An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.
I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.
by wonderweasel May 4, 2008
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