"Hey look at that couple over there. What a Goat!"
"Yeah she's smokin' hot and he looks like a toad. He must be either rich or have a huge penis."
"Yeah she's smokin' hot and he looks like a toad. He must be either rich or have a huge penis."
by Shayne Buckskin April 30, 2008
by Rhynio87 September 23, 2011
Greatest Of All Time. Not that fucking hard like how do people get this wrong so often it makes my dick limp.
by Whatta Juul December 30, 2020
Most people use the word sheeple when they actually mean goat. A goat is a person that's unaware of what's going on in the world around them. They go through life on autopilot thinking everything in life is great, even when it isn't. Words synonymous with goat are sheeple, sleeper, dreamer, and ignorant.
Fred: Mandy is sure strange. She smiles all the time for no reason at all. When I asked her what's so great, she said the world is a perfect place. This world is anything, but perfect. What's wrong with her?
Allen: Some people will always be a Goat.
Allen: Some people will always be a Goat.
by Pony Battles June 29, 2020
by Leah November 30, 2004
A person on the web with unbridled cynicism and sarcasm, who's Internet asshole savvyness makes him or her blind to actual valid points, arguments, grievances, etc while unaware that he or she is part of the problem.
Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".
Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".
Random FPS Gamer in waiting lobby: Dude, dont play on that map, the game devs are still fixing it after people found a bug that corrupted the files on your game.
Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.
Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.
by Holaventrillodota November 25, 2009