A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax
Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂
by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 10, 2022
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a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)
Bob: EW, what is that!? It's all over my shoes!
John: Oh! That's glibbity glob.
by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023
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A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023
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Globbing is when one takes a glob and hits it in a dab rig.
Hey did you try globbing yet ?
by Two Blunt November 18, 2018
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A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.
We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.
by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019
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