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Guru Fetish Syndrome

When one develops a sense of love, affection and infatuation for their teacher, guru and/or shaman. Although rare, it does happen and hopefully the sufferer will get over it in due haste.
Miranda: I just had this incredible retreat, but I can't quite get over my shaman, it's like I'm love-struck or something. It's getting annoying now, it's been, weeks and it's not going away!

Melissa: Oh that's just Guru Fetish Syndrome, don't worry you'll get over it.
by Lavinaura December 29, 2018
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Hebrew Guru

The master of Jew-Jitsu, Ninjews, Jew Fu, King Jew, inventor of the Ninja Star-of-David, and master of all Hebrew Martial arts. He is the Guru of all that is Jewish
To study under the Hebrew Guru is to become one with your Judism
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
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Beauty Guru

A beauty guru is a DIY, makeup, and youtube enthusiast. Common characteristics include: a vally girl accent, lip injections, and a shitty nose job. More often then not beauty gurus have promotion codes for brands and items no one wants to buy on youtube.
omg that girl thinks shes a beauty guru she cant do makeup for her life!!!
by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017
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the love guru

Obviously this refers to people who have some spiritual love knowledge going on.
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
by Michaelsuperman August 4, 2008
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Gurubashi

Dead and/or dieing, decaying.
Kalecgos is about to be Gurubashi.
by Jaey August 25, 2005
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Web Guru

Some one that is good at all ends of internet business and beyond
I hired an web guru and my business has never been better
by Matty56756 April 2, 2009
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Aman Gurung

Aman Gurung, a sexy beast who is locked in his room 24/7 who spends his time either playing valorant, league of legends or indulging in hentai. When communicating with others, Aman Gurung has quite gay tendencies but is overall a nice guy.
I heard Aman Gurung is the slave of Dominic Wong
by jun.1g February 26, 2021
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