korey garland

A absolute beast at COD, and almost any other FPS game. Will dominate you in game and in bed. (Only women)

Hes definitely a korey garland

by GOKUSOLOSFICTION November 23, 2021

Sue Garland

Creator of small but hilarious Facebook groups
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps

See that Sue Garland, she's got bigger balls than old DC from Ponty

by Brizzle Burd May 26, 2023

Meritless Garland

The milk-toast, disgraceful Attorney General of the United States who was too scared of Diaper Donald to pursue insurrection charges before Biden’s term ran out.

Meritless Garland will go down in history as the worst Attorney General of the United States. He was too afraid of Diaper Donald Trump to pursue his removal from the highest office, allowing the corrupt MAGAt regime to re-gain power.

by LaughingAloud April 10, 2026

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023