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genital harassment

the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without their permission
This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this mans penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.
by Pip E. Burn May 13, 2005
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Genital Contractor

-Noun
1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.

2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.
Man to Friend
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".

Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".
by Haywould Jablowme February 2, 2009
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genital slurpee

a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.
i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee
by burpintootin June 16, 2009
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genital jelly

Another way yet to refer to semen, especially the kind that dries quickly to the consistency of rubber cement (mucilage) or jelly.
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Guy cums on partner's stomach: "Oops! Better wipe that up quick before it turns into genital jelly."
by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010
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genital beading

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.
Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.
by Rubeheart November 5, 2013
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genitals

A delicious treat sometimes accompanied by exquisite pubic hairs and having a strangely addictive smell.
Dude! Stop sniffing my genitals!
by RabidFrog December 16, 2008
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geniosity

Genious-level intellect.
Do you doubt my geniosity?
by Thad H June 14, 2005
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