Grooming the Great Dane

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

gay groomer

1) Members of the LGBTQ community who build emotional relations with children or young persons who go through gender dysphoria so that they can exploit, manipulate or inveigle them into believing so-called self-perceived gender.

2) transgender who convince children or young for gender-affirming surgeries.

The bill filed this week, the very first piece of legislation in the session bill one which will ban so called gender-affirming surgeries on minors. This will bring gay groomers on their knee.

by Narrator007 December 8, 2022

groom

Male principal in a wedding ceremony.

The scared groom was as stiff as a broom.

by Reuel Titus October 17, 2003

Gazoom

Bagooms, Shagoops, Bazams, Wonkers, Tonkers...Basically any of the hundreds of words invented by us males for what we seem to be obsessed with at least in the perception of the possessors of the Gazooms, breasts.

"HACHIMACHI! Take a gander at those there gazooms! She could wax my shapap any day".

by Sanbud "The Manbud" Tetrahani May 27, 2004

Groom's Maid

A woman who is the best woman in a gay man's wedding.

Sharon is in Michael and Dj's wedding. She is Michael's best girl friend. Thus, she is the groom's maid. Two men are getting married so there are two groooms.

by Michael Ray-Frierson August 8, 2010

garood

"good" in a middle eastern wanna be accent, originated from borat, now used by multiple number of people in florida.

dats a very a garood
a da very a garood

by da good February 5, 2010

Grooming The Dog

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

by airsoftman September 6, 2010