gerlando

A fat dildo butt

A Gerlando is useless

by Duck butt April 8, 2016

Gargandouche

When calling someone a "total douche bag" or a "giant douche" just doesn't seem to encompass the magnitude of "doucheness" portrayed by any certain individual, they then can be defined as a "gargandouche." Short for GARGANTUOUS DOUCHE BAG.

Did you see Jack's new myspace page? What a gargandouche.

by munkybuns March 5, 2009

galand

a nigger a black kid who sits at his white friends house and eats all their food. loves chicken wings and races jokes a true negro who smells funny. can't dance for shit. looks like a homosexual at night.

Hey look at that Galand lazy ass tryin to get a snack.

by arkbishop frances August 10, 2009

garlanda

the most PERFECT young lady anyone could meet. she so nice and caring you puts everyone else before her!

Garlanda is so nice! She gave me $100!

by linichdhjdnlkdcsilhfoihifhhhoi September 18, 2020

garlando

The best family from cairns Australia

The garlando family is da best

by Udeza October 8, 2020

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023

Garmandy

The most amazing, talented, outgoing person on this planet.

Hey it was nice meeting you , you're a garmandy.

by Garmandy May 19, 2017