Gandalf the gay

Slang for an older bearded homosexual.

Bro #1: Who did you take for Chemistry this semester?

Bro #2: That old gay bastard, Gandalf the gay.

by Bulldog December 29, 2011

Gandalfing

Blocking the passage of something through use of wizardry and copious amounts of staff waving. Also, basically just not letting anything through, ever.

Dude, the Republican's are totally Gandalfing Obama's every move. It's like they just don't like him or something.

How did your date go?

It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.

by portlandproper February 5, 2010

gandalf

Coke or cocaine in powder form. The color of the substance resembles that of Gandalf's outfit after his transformation from grey to white.

Sam: I was up all night. I might have to take a nap after breakfast.
Bil: No dude, just take a hit of gandalf and you'll be able to at least make it through second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, and afternoon tea.
Pip: You shall not pass out.

by scoobysnatch January 9, 2013

gand

slang for asshole

teri gand mar doonga....meaning I will fuck your ass

also, gand mar dena means i will screw you real bad

by dhurandhar July 5, 2003

ganda

Means "belongs to the ass" in India's languages where gand meand ass

"voh madarchot ganda bhai gujarati kaha hai" which means Where is that ass brother Gujarati

by sureshpatila March 30, 2009

gaadi

kannada word meaning vehicle

man 1:- maga nindu yaav gaadi?
man 2:- pulsar 220 maga..

by arehucha January 8, 2012

Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011