Gymnasties

Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.

Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!

by Ggbeltram May 18, 2006

gymnastyosis

this is a disease where your limbs go super stretchy and you are able to wrap your arms 4 times around your body. a little like mr fantastic in the fantastic 4.
also another effect of this disease is that ya cant help yaself but shout at random people telling them they should never take up gymnastics because their mum told so.

unfortunately you are now diagnosed with gymnastyosis

by mike blown January 18, 2008

Men's Gymnastic

The art of peeing while standing up

With excellent skills in men's gymnastics, I don't even have to lift the seat anymore

by Hotwheel69 January 10, 2022

gymnasticswhore

a girl who will try and take your man away from the girl and will do anything to hurt you and to have your man

Did you hear about that girl steph is a gymnasticswhore? everyone's talking about it.

by larua kelly January 17, 2008

Gymnasties

When a sexy motherfucker throw you in the air, puts your legs on his shoulders and brings his backpack to your condo with all the new bootleg movies. Makes you feel weightless and airborne.

Anthony came to the crib with all the new movies then we did gymnasties bitch.

by Kaybaybi27 December 4, 2017

Gymnasticuffs

A combination of gymnastics and fisticuffs, referring to a merging of acrobatics and martial arts, primarily for the purpose of impressing audiences and judges. Synonym: "sport karate"

The crowd was amazed by her dazzling display of gymnasticuffs.

by Rodisr June 15, 2022

Gymnastisian

A gymnastics nerd who is a geek

Clark is one hell of a gymnastisian.

by ma.t.t February 15, 2024