Guinea Pig

A large, unattractive Italian female

There's a ton of guinea pigs hanging around the Jersey Shore.

by Jelange222 July 28, 2014

Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 10, 2021

Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them

Did you know GUINEA pigs poop 20 times an hour?!

by I like guinea pigs :> March 29, 2020

guinea pig

basically a series/collection of japanese gore movies. All containing blood, mutilation, murder, and torture. I do not recommend watching it, it is very graphic and contains lots and lots of gore. You have been warned (there are 6 movies in there)

person 1: Have you seen the guinea pig movies? That is some sick stuff

person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad

person 1: Agreed..

by slay queen girlboss fr October 28, 2022

Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck October 23, 2015

Feeding the guinea pig

A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming

Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.

by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 13, 2021