Ass Grenade

1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.

1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.

by Jables246 August 12, 2009

grenade horn

a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.

Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.

by kidlou January 23, 2011

Achtung Granate

A grenade specifically designed to cause anyone in the area to pay attention to it, staring with slack-jawed reverence.

Guy 1: ACHTUNG GRANATE!
Guy 2: *Stares*
Guy 1: *Stares*

by Sturmmann November 5, 2009

Ariana Grande

QUEEN OF POP, HALLOWEEN AND RAINY DAYS.
Proves God is a woman every day and has IMMACULATE music

Person 1: Ariana Grande broke another record

Person 2: Are we surprised? QUEEN

by mythandmarvel September 5, 2021

Piss grenade

A can of beer, you pull the pin and after a period of time you need a piss.

Yo, bro, chuck me another piss grenade.

by SpeshalEd January 8, 2012

bum grenade

A bum grenade is a smelly fart

Poooooooooooooooooo someone has dropped a bum grenade!! That stinks!

by ledge67 July 23, 2012

text grenade

An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.

Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.

Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!

by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014