Golluming

When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.

ksjafhkdsjfh GOLLUM .

dude, shes golluming and i think its my fault

uh oh caits golluming again.

by friedicecream13 January 20, 2010

Golluming

1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.

"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."

by skivemonkey January 17, 2014

Golluming

When a guy crouches over a girl so she can lick his asshole while he wanks off.

I was so embarrassed after golluming my girlfriend last night, came on her toes.

by Gollumqueen2023 July 5, 2023

gallump

The noise our cats make as they run around like mad for no apparent reason.

Is that an army of elephants dancing in an orgiastic drunken ritual upstairs? No. That's just Squishy and Waffles gallumping through the living room.

by Pooter03 October 5, 2016

gallumph

noun: a friend thats loopy, crazy, and/or drunk.

my gallumph ryan really needs to be restrained! He's gonna wreck my new refrigerator!!!

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

Gollumists

Name used to collectively describe corporate plutobrats, who are organizing to assert their sense of entitlement to oppress, exploit and enslave their fellow Americans and transform it into a political and economic alternate reality.

The Gollumists use their immense wealth to manipulate and corrupt the political process to enslave the American people. They gather in dark places and chant, "My Precious, My Precious, My precious" as they ogle a dollar bill.

by Wisdom Seeker February 15, 2014

Gallum

A toxic British cunt who thinks he is the best due to his half assed league of legends knowledge, while being a hardstuck bronze with shit mechanics. Gets carried by his premades, when he doesn't flame them, which is rare cus he is a flaming hobo.

Player #1: Hey look at that guy, what a league god building a full AP Yasuo.

Player #2: No that's just gallum being a douche.

by Bahaax01 May 17, 2020