by Leah November 30, 2004
A person on the web with unbridled cynicism and sarcasm, who's Internet asshole savvyness makes him or her blind to actual valid points, arguments, grievances, etc while unaware that he or she is part of the problem.
Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".
Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".
Random FPS Gamer in waiting lobby: Dude, dont play on that map, the game devs are still fixing it after people found a bug that corrupted the files on your game.
Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.
Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.
by Holaventrillodota November 25, 2009
acronym which stands for "Greatest of all time". Came from american sprinter Maurice Greene having "GOAT" written on a tattoo on his arm. Usually a pretty arrogant call for someone to make if they refer to themselves as being the GOAT, but is common.
by Gav800 September 07, 2005
by holtrain July 30, 2011
S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.
A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.
A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
by mila_punis April 15, 2015