Glockmonger

Totally badass gun nut with an affection for, you guessed it: glocks. Tends to be reserved - the "speak softly and carry a big stick" type of guy, but not afraid to put someone in their place, should the occasion call for it. While rough around the edges, ladies are pleasantly surprised to find a heart of gold underneath that tough exterior... not to mention the big barrel he's packin' (!).

I was shootin' off my mouth last night, and that glockmonger shut me down!

Went to the range with that glockmonger lastnight, and he showed me the definition of a good time.

by Shero February 3, 2010

glock in my rari

It means basically he says that he has a gun in his car

"I've got a glock in my rari watch out dude!"

by Ham273) September 17, 2016

Glock Block

The Glock Block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.

For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.

These are all examples of a Glock Block

by Parth S Patel May 18, 2009

Glock Dookie

Glock Dookie is a weapon used in jail that contains shit, piss, cum, snot, puke, etc. usually stuffed in a condom or container that can project the liquid.

Tyrone was acting up so I had to hit him with the glock Dookie

by GDdef May 11, 2022

drop a glock

1) verb- Drop a glock (or drop the glock, or whatever) has a similar meaning to bust a cap. The word comes from the streets. Gangstas in some areas will tuck or strap a handgun, usually a nine or glock, in their sleeve, up by their shoulder. If a situation arises where a gun is needed, the gangsta can snap his arm in a downward motion, thus freeing the gun and letting it slide down into his/her hand. Now the gangsta is ready to bust a cap.

2) verb- Used as a threat implying that the person is willing to do what the above definition describes.

The rival gang member pulled out a nine so Jon was forced to drop a glock to protect himself.

Fool : "Man, your momma is fat."
P.I.M.P. : "Yo Fool, don't make me drop a glock on you!"

by Doobie Smokes You May 7, 2005

cock and glock

The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.

Not to be performed. Ever.

"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."

by petri_ June 14, 2020

glock my cock

What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off

After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.

Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.

I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)

by Solomat November 27, 2006