Short for ADHD glide, to quickly walk from one point to another taking the shortest line possible, often resulting in hitting shins, hips, shoulders, etc. on things like desks, bed frames, wall corners, tables, etc.
I was going from my bedroom to the fridge with an a-glide and I almost made it, but I clipped my hip on the kitchen table and died.
by FireStxr February 08, 2024
When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
by Mr. Hankey May 03, 2022
by redeyevisuals@hotmail.com May 02, 2022