gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008

backmorry glands

Glandular lumps on the back of a woman. also known as back boobs. The only sole purpose of them is for something to suck on during doggy style sex.

I was flippin the nipples on her backmorry glands while pile driving her bum

by Levirocks December 28, 2007

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Manary Glands

An attitude that shows up when a man is acting like a woman.

John: I can't believe Doug is acting like he is.
Bob: I didn't realizing he was for showing his Manary Glands

by Humphrey Bogart November 3, 2013

gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.

That bitch gagged from that gland slam.

by pbb73 April 15, 2015

nannary glands

Saggy or droopy breasts

Person 1: Felicia's boobs are perfect
Person 2: Nah her nannary glands just don't do it for me.

by Natsplat July 6, 2015

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018