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Fitch Bitch

The annoyingly up themselves people who, because they wear exclusively "Abercrombe and Fitch" clothing think that it gives them a free pass to piss off the world while thinking that they are better than it
Man 1: Jesus I can't believe Tommy just snubbed the boss!

Man 2: Yeah well there was a sale of A&F and he bought pretty much everything!

Man 1: He's turned into such a Fitch Bitch
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Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010
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abercrombie and fitch

a store that either people like or dont like. there is no middle ground on the matter. everyone says its over priced and it is, but what store in the mall isnt over priced. get real. gotta rake in the cash.
girl: these abercrombie jeans make my ass look totally sexy .... 70 dollars well spent!
by val February 5, 2005
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Fotchki

1.) A complete and total retard. A true Fotchki is usually incapable of even the simplest forms of intelligence. Also describes someone who is terrible at life and has an IQ level lower than the hot-pocket I'm eating.

2.) Extremely fun to use as an insult when playing video games, and sounds much better than just "noob". It can be, but is not always a verb in this meaning, it is spelled fotchkied as a verb and pretty much means to "pown/pwn or in general completely destroy while playing a video game.
1.) "Dude Shayne's such a fucking fotchki, he's sleeping with our Social Studies teacher for A's."

2.) "Wow Ian, you just fotchkied that guy with your shotgun."
by IanIan December 7, 2006
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Fetch

A word that describes the deepest feelings of the heart. A term only used by real ones.

VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something.

EXAMPLES:

You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up.

Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you".

You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched".

You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up".

NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher".

EXAMPLES:
Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher".

See also: Fetchtard

EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad.

EXAMPLES:
Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch".

A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!".

You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.."

See also: "Fetching fetch"
Fetch
by The Urban Dictionary Itself October 12, 2022
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Farve-Fetched

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.
Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched
by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009
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Lady Fitch

Adjective - Is a genre of party. To complete a 'Lady Fitch' you must be able to drink at least 25 standard drinks in 2 hours. You must be able to take copious amounts of ketamine and other illegal substances, and not pass out until the afternoon following. To complete a true Lady Fitch, you must only have green in your wallet, and own an item of clothing which was once able to run along the ground. A 'Lady Fitch' strives for the highest of elegance, and class, and has a heart of gold. To demonstrate a worthy 'Lady Fitch' you must represent gaunt, pale, and purity and sophistication. However it is said to be very hard to demonstrate a real-Lady-Fitch and is not something which can be merely switched on, but is refined by those who strive for the highest level of exquisiteness. Someone who is at the height of a 'Lady Fitch' is someone who has reached the highest level of grace, and beauty known to man-kind.
" Hey Tim, were totz going to go and do a Lady Fitch Tonight "

" If only I could not pass out before 11am, I could say I've done a 'lady fitch' "

" I've heard to do a 'Lady Fitch' is the hardest disco move in the world "

" Have you heard of that new style of partying 'Lady Fitch'? "

" Louis gave me enough k last night that I almost did a 'Lady Fitch! "
by La-Disco. September 20, 2009
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