felching fuck

Michael is a felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck

by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022

Felching

It is when a Butt Pirates sucks the poop out of a Limpy Wristed Fags ass using a straw.

Those two homosexual men have been Felching.

by Mr. Homophobia June 14, 2023

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw

Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!

by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024

Felching the orange

To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.

"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"

"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"

by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

French felching

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth

Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts

by Paulywalnuts424 March 4, 2018