fuzzyturd

The end result when two gays go to a petshop to purchase a rodent. This term is a noun.

Tom Cat shoved Jerry Mouse up Adam Lambert's ass thus turning Jerry into a fuzzyturd.

by Dadrizzler October 11, 2010

Fuzzy Wanket

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.

It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.

by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012

what da flizzy

What da fuck meaning you’re lost or you need help

What da flizzy how could you do that bro

by What da flizzy August 24, 2022

Fizzy Recoil

The amount of fizz and bubbles when you pour a fizzy drink into a glass.

-"Pepsi has less fizzy recoil than coke."

-"Yes, i agree, but coke is still better."

-"Whatever, pepsi for the win!"

-"Fucking come on then you prick!"

by thegrizzelybear October 2, 2011

fuzzy zoeller

hairy{a non groomed}vagina

Judy's swim suit wasn't large enough to cover her fuzzy zoeller.

by Mike Mc November 25, 2004

fuzzymeds

Mind altering drugs, legal or otherwise, that make the world a little "fuzzy."

Coined by CoffinJoe on SpikedTeaRadio.

CoffinJoe takes his fuzzymeds (Clonapam) when he DJ's his Fuzzymeds Show.

by IFlyGTi November 10, 2008

Fizzy Gillespie

A Fizzy Gillespie is a rare sexual act in which the male dips his penis into a bowl filled with champagne, while his partner blows bubbles through a straw into the fluid. The result is an intensely pleasurable tingling sensation. It is common for the champagne to be shared by the couple once it has been used. It is named for it's purported inventor- music icon Dizzy Gillespie.

I had to smoke a loosey after she gave me an incredible Fizzy Gillespie.

by Big Crunk November 11, 2009