fuckonese

A word used to descibe the incomprehensible language you and your friends speak in when you've thrown back a few too many. It can also be used to insult someone who uses poor grammar, has no sense of phonics, and utterly butchers the English language.

We speak English in this country, Joe. Not Fuckonese.

by Piker September 6, 2005

fuckmonster

One who frequently engages in carefree sportfucking without regard to commitment, reason, or partners' emotions.

Yulia: William is a dirty, dirty fuckmonster.
William: You know you love it.

by Dino February 10, 2005

fuckton

(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)

"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."

by theavondalesky January 23, 2009

fuckton

a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.

Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.

by Goge January 3, 2006

fuckcone

one who is lacking in intelligence; Usually due to a short attention span, or simply a refusal to get acquainted with what is going on.

syn: dumbass, tard, moron

source: brainkandy87, March 03.

"Welcome to last year, fuckcone."

"Go crawl into a hole and die, fuckcone."

by ziggyfeed August 20, 2004

fuckmonger

One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.

I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

Metric Fuckton

Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.

Well, John, I'd say you've given her a Metric Fuckton.

by Janus169917 February 27, 2009