A- Hey meg are you and B a 'thing' yet?
C- No we are just friends
D- More like Friends with benefits I think
C- No we are just friends
D- More like Friends with benefits I think
by Meg707 December 10, 2016
by DevNitro May 04, 2018
A dirty thing for people who have just been released from the mental hospital or are just about to go there.
-You want to be friends
-More than that; we could be friends with benefits
----1 day later---Harder baby; that's the spot. Cum for me, now let's go for a coffee
-More than that; we could be friends with benefits
----1 day later---Harder baby; that's the spot. Cum for me, now let's go for a coffee
by a_real_gezza March 06, 2018
by ThatGuyClock December 30, 2015
When you and your best friend can fuck but still be close af without it being awkward.... it's like a relationship without the problems and stress about other hoes
by Lilith420 February 17, 2017
The state of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned (or FWB-Zoned) is being in a relationship with someone who has sex with you but only considers you a 'friend'. (The Friend-With-Benefit-Zoner usually has boundary issues and tends to be manipulative and self-centered.. using sex to keep you infatuated with them get you to buy them stuff and give them rides because they never have a car/licence).
The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.
The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)
FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.
Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.
The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)
FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.
Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: Hey look at Nick paying for Jenny's lunch again..
Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.
Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.
Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.
Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?
Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: What a loser.
Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.
Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.
Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.
Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?
Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: What a loser.
by exprodingubebe January 06, 2013
"I took her to Earth last night---after we had dinner with her parents. And prom's next week."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."
by amadeus1985 June 13, 2009