Face-forearm

When something that is so incredibly stupid happens that the use of a facepalm is not enough to show the underlying emotion; burying your head in shame.

P1: I just said mutant...
P2: What's a mutan?
P1: M-U-T-A-N-T
P2: OH!!! *face-forearm*

by CrunchycandyBro January 24, 2011

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

cubicle foetus

n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.

Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Firetruck

new polite way to say fuck (invented by smosh)

Firetruck you~
That was firetrucking weird

by shadowl00t October 30, 2010

Forearm Penis

A penis that is the same size as your forearm, erect, from bottom of shaft to tip.

Is also equal to length of your foot.

Violet: So how big is Tom's dick?
Anber: He has a forearm penis!

by Anberlin June 17, 2012

Firetwerk

Firetwerking is the action of placing a firework of any size into your urethra and twerking. It is half dance, half fireworks spectacular, and all American. Firetwerking originated in Aztec culture, where fire dancers would dance with torches held between their thighs. In 2013, dance historians combined this style of fire dancing and twerking to create Firetwerking.

Dave: Did you see Mike at that party the other day?
Gertrude: Nah man, what happened?
Dave: He was Firetwerking everywhere!
Gertrude: Classic Mike!

Stacy: Check out my new Firetwerking video on Vine!
Frank: Wow, I'm surprised your meat curtains didn't catch fire!

by #fireTwerkteamCAP'N June 16, 2013

Fore

the word you should have yelled instead of muttering "thats not gonna hit that guy".

whatch this shot.....FORE!!!!!!

by awesome-o9685 February 5, 2009