Flaccidizer

A synonym for boner killer. Use when an event has happened to make you not have a boner anymore.

Jessica's dating Terry? That's a real flaccidizer.

Delaying the release of Starcraft 2 again? Flaccidizer!

by phanntom March 18, 2010

flaccidation

The act of losing your erection, most likely do to a horrific event.

Dude, I fucked your mom last night and your dad walked in and asked to join...I had instant flaccidation

by Slayerfanatic81 January 22, 2016

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Floccinaucinihilipilification is the estimation of something as valueless. Ironically, floccinaucinihilipilification is a pretty valueless word itself; it’s almost never used except as an example of a long word.

This pipe is really floccinaucinihilipilification.

by Turbotot March 12, 2017

Flaccid Academia

The act of being willing to study, all research, texts and supplies are at hand before you yet you cant quite get into the work. All your resources are laid out before you ready like a lover on a bed yet you just cant get in the mood/ it up.

"Dude i have a savage case of Flaccid Academia, i sat with my mac open in front of me for 2 hours and did not write a thing! I was totally floppy!"

by Elging November 10, 2009

floccinaucinihilipilification

A fucking long word, if I've ever heard one.

Means: an act or instance of judging something to be worthless or trivial
(thank you actual dictionary.com)

Anyways, I put in in here, because it's really, really long.

Um, floccinaucinihilipilification is kind of hard to work into a sentance.

by chloe... April 10, 2006

floccinauhilipilification

Worthlessness. Seeing something as pointless.

I can see the floccinauhilipilification of trying to convince him; I'm sure he wouldn't listen.

by Virgo December 28, 2008