funting

the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.

Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!

by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014

flinting

Farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles

Dank was flinting the nastiest bubbles all morning long after a rigorous evening of Canadian whiskey and pokie stix... needless to say there was no more pizza in the fridge

by stashford May 12, 2008

Funting

1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.

2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)

MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.

WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008

Flantin

A very ugly man who works and works for money and tries to be funny but is never good at something. He is a father and he has no life.

My friends dad is a huge flantin.

by Zachariae December 11, 2007

Flanking

When a particular person, probably a girl, is being completely out of line, two brave and mature young men shall sit on both sides of said probably girl, and they will both fart on the evildoer simultaneously, thereby punishing the person for whatever wrong they did.

Rachel was being very, very rude to everyone around, and had been previously warned that she was "fixin' to get Flanked", and after continuing to misbehave Kory and Shane decided to punish her with a Flanking.

by Metrobeaver April 20, 2010

Flanning

To Lick Chocolate Off of Someone

He was totally flanning me last night.

by Pannah May 23, 2008

Launting

a sense of yearning and despair that comes from a pipe dream for someone that you know will result in unrequited love

I really want you, but I know you don't like me back and I'm just launting.

by anonymous 0426 October 18, 2023