floppy flannels

all flannels are floppy except non-floppy flannels.

you pick up a flannel and it flops there for its a floppy flannel if it keeps its shape its a non-floppy flannel.floppy flannels are floppy.

by ray-chilly January 20, 2007

Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife

He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.

by troysareus February 19, 2011

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

Blue Flannel Girl

A mythical goddess who supposedly attends Georgia Gwinnett College.

I heard that blue flannel girl was spotted at panda earlier, but I'm pretty sure that's just a hoax.

by baxxflaw October 21, 2015

flannel shirt guy

A person who wears flannel, cowboy boots, and a camoflauge hat everyday. EVERYday.

Man, I bet that flannel shirt guy has a license to fly a hot air balloon.

by douchewaffle January 12, 2009

Flannel shirt girlfriend

Was breaking up wit mcr girl while someone was tryna pee

-Flannel shirt girlfriend is sad
-she broke up with mcr shirt girl

by that little reggid March 12, 2020

Blue Flannel Girl

A mythical goddess among students at Georgia Gwinnett College.

Someone told me they saw Blue Flannel Girl earlier at panda but i'm pretty sure that was a hoax.

by baxxflaw October 21, 2015