Fabbs

a naturally skinny guy with a high ass metabolism, who has abs, and claims he has worked for them when really it's just because he doesn't gain any weight; Fake ass abs.

The dude looked like an anorexic bitch when he tried to play off his Fabbs as abs.

That nigga claims he went to the gym when really it's just his Fabbs talking.

by JRuss1000 April 17, 2014

flabbergas

skin hanging down from somebody's throat. Also means fat such as Mrs. Allen.

Mrs. Allen's flabbergas shows often when she shouts at children at lunch.

by ur nieghbor April 17, 2009

flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

flabbaxed

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion

by mikelucky October 28, 2003

flabbergastered

Under the influence of alcohol/drugs.

"You're flabbergastered"

by Lexa June 26, 2004

flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.

"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"

by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.

Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.

by HavaBrain August 22, 2011