Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

sarah fier

sarah fier the “witch” from shadyside. a character from fear street. our beloved badbitty.

sarah fier is queen.

by sadie sink lover (@maxing.out) August 2, 2021

Guy Fieri

1. A crappy chef on the Food Network
2. A lesbian-ish looking man.

1. That Guy Fieri recipe was shit!
2. Wow. Look at that Guy Fieri. He looks very dykey with his bleached spiked haircut, fatness, and bowling shirts.

by doucherpenguinpants August 8, 2009

finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

fifer

someone who uses feathers to give someone a boner.

Get the fuck over here you fifer.

by Joey Rockwell May 24, 2008

fiery dragon

When a man is receiving oral pleasures from a women and proceeds to hold her head down on his unit while climaxing. Thus causing her to choke with man juice shooting-out of her nose.

This bitch said she wasn't going to swallow, so I gave her a fiery dragon.

by wandogg June 25, 2003

firerhea

Extremely hot and spicy bowel movment. See fiarrhea.

That chinese food is gonna give me some nasty firerhea!

by bumbobway September 7, 2005