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A quasi-monopoly financial company with garbage support. Every product is built using end of life or outdated technology that they refuse to upgrade. You will put in a ticket, wait weeks for a useless response, and wind up wondering why you bothered to put in a request.
Me: Just heard back from FISERV after 2 weeks of waiting. They asked for a good time to work on the issue.
Coworker: Yikes! You got FISERV'ed!
fiserv by crafty774 November 1, 2023
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pls, let me lick your fisering
fisering by skrell;D July 4, 2016
When you drink UV blue and have sex with you sisters best friend in the basement.
I am going to get some fiser tonight.
Fiser by Sithmonkee June 10, 2010
A loser who thinks he's cool than he is.
Fiser thought he could pick up some bitches at the party but he struck out pretty quick.
fiser by DrkPyro004 September 12, 2007

Fiseringstad 

When Marcus cows the cow, and Ronan t-poses. Then you fiseringstad
Hey fiseringstad! You're gay lmao xd
Fiseringstad by Mr. Slimshady June 29, 2020

Finserv MARKETS 

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always supports you in making the right decisions.
He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life
Finserv MARKETS by Finserv MARKETS November 24, 2021

Finserv MARKETS 

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always support you in making the right decisions.
He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life
Finserv MARKETS by AI30 November 24, 2021