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A quasi-monopoly financial company with garbage support. Every product is built using end of life or outdated technology that they refuse to upgrade. You will put in a ticket, wait weeks for a useless response, and wind up wondering why you bothered to put in a request.

Me: Just heard back from FISERV after 2 weeks of waiting. They asked for a good time to work on the issue.
Coworker: Yikes! You got FISERV'ed!

fiserv by crafty774 November 1, 2023

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fisering

the black ring around your asshole.

pls, let me lick your fisering

fisering by skrell;D July 4, 2016

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Fiser

When you drink UV blue and have sex with you sisters best friend in the basement.

I am going to get some fiser tonight.

Fiser by Sithmonkee June 10, 2010

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fiser

A loser who thinks he's cool than he is.

Fiser thought he could pick up some bitches at the party but he struck out pretty quick.

fiser by DrkPyro004 September 12, 2007

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Fiseringstad

When Marcus cows the cow, and Ronan t-poses. Then you fiseringstad

Hey fiseringstad! You're gay lmao xd

Fiseringstad by Mr. Slimshady June 29, 2020

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Finserv MARKETS

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always supports you in making the right decisions.

He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life

Finserv MARKETS by Finserv MARKETS November 24, 2021

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Finserv MARKETS

He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life

Finserv MARKETS by AI30 November 24, 2021

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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