fiserv

A quasi-monopoly financial company with garbage support. Every product is built using end of life or outdated technology that they refuse to upgrade. You will put in a ticket, wait weeks for a useless response, and wind up wondering why you bothered to put in a request.

Me: Just heard back from FISERV after 2 weeks of waiting. They asked for a good time to work on the issue.
Coworker: Yikes! You got FISERV'ed!

by crafty774 November 1, 2023

fisering

the black ring around your asshole.

pls, let me lick your fisering

by skrell;D July 4, 2016

Fiser

When you drink UV blue and have sex with you sisters best friend in the basement.

I am going to get some fiser tonight.

by Sithmonkee June 10, 2010

fiser

A loser who thinks he's cool than he is.

Fiser thought he could pick up some bitches at the party but he struck out pretty quick.

by DrkPyro004 September 12, 2007

Fiseringstad

When Marcus cows the cow, and Ronan t-poses. Then you fiseringstad

Hey fiseringstad! You're gay lmao xd

by Mr. Slimshady June 29, 2020

Finserv MARKETS

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always supports you in making the right decisions.

He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life

by Finserv MARKETS November 24, 2021

Finserv MARKETS

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always support you in making the right decisions.

He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life

by AI30 November 24, 2021