FelchBomb

When one partner Felches semen out of the others vagina or anus, and the felchee queefs or farts out of said hole. This results in the semen exploding out on the felchers face.

Carl had a scowl on his jizz covered face after Josh gave him a felchbomb

by DeezerPleaser June 15, 2010

fench

-a girl who flirts with EVERY single guy to the max
-is fake around guys, is suddenly a whole different person

-is a bitch and only real girls see it, and every guy sees her as an angel
-suddenly her friends become non-existent when a boy walks in the room
(she basically runs away from all of her friends to go flirt with a shitload of guys)
-will give you dirty looks if you try to talk to the guy she's flirting with

-omg she's such a fench

-that's the fakest laugh i've ever heard from her

-hey uh don't you and him have a thing? bc i saw (insert a fenches name here) all over him today

*fench starts flirting with kid who you know she doesn't find attractive*

by alecksyou September 12, 2017

Felch

To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.

Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

by torrK October 14, 2008

felch

sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.

After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.

by Holmeslover February 4, 2004

felch bag

A demeaning insult used to put down others or to destroy character even more so than using the term duche bag. Related to felch. Following anal sex the male removes his penis from the females rectum. The male proceeds to insert a straw into his bitches ass hole... and sucks ejaculate out of the rectum in which it was deposited. This process is usually followed by a long passionate kiss. When you call someone this, you are telling them that they are dirty as fuck.

zip it ya felch bag

damn Alby ur the biggest fuckin felch bag i know

by Kutch January 10, 2009

Felchball

After vaginal intercourse you allow the semen to drip down to her asshole, eat it out, and then spit it back into her mouth. It's a mixture of felching and snowballing.

"Want to try a felchball tonight? After that donkey punch I'm sure it's nothing for you..."

by Cryophile October 23, 2009