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pussy fondler

One who delicately places his/her index and middle fingers upon the clitoris of a female then proceeds to enact a series of ginger finger motions that are intended to sexually arouse and/or stimulate said female (more fingers can be added if said female is particularly "loose").
Thad: Roger, that guy in that porno you had me watch was quite the pussy fondler.
Roger: Ya bruh, dudes got mad pussy fondling skills.
by BigJeffstyle5 February 17, 2014
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Fudge Fondler

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.
Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty
by shaolin May 1, 2014
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Facebook Fondle

When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.
"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."

"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"
by The bigjoe December 7, 2009
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Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.
by CJN2302 March 15, 2019
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fengleburp

To burp up semen shortly after one has swallowed it.
Evans hiccup led him to promptly fengleburp.
by Bam Death Load November 15, 2006
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findley

adjective meaning ruling what you do; having total control; boss
The findley snowboarder crailed the board while spinning off the jump.
by Gordo9 December 16, 2014
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fondle

Sophisticated, middle age term for rubbing in a sexual manner.
And lo, Robert XXIII did set forth lustfully amongst his sexual organ, and it didsth respond to his fondling in an acceptable manner, not unlike such of that of a mongrel when it is stroked; And there was much rejoicing.
by Buttfucked September 29, 2003
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