felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

Felt

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.

He felt her up, groping her body for his own perverse pleasure, making her uncomfortable.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Felt experience

A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.

I made sure Sandy from accounting had a good felt experience at the office party last week.

by RtR80 November 09, 2022

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

Felted

To get owned.

David tweeted, "It's so over. Literally felted."

by nodrama.jpg May 07, 2022

Felted

The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.

"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP

by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024