Airsoft Faggot

An airsoft faggot is a pathetic, grown-ass man who plays "milsim", but really just uses that as an excuse to play dress up and ass around the woods pretending to be something he'll never be. He will spend literal thousands of dollars to buy the same gear actual soldiers wear in combat so he can look cool on social media for his other airsoft faggot friends. Extreme cases may wear unearned unit patches in attempts at winning cool points from other equally pathetic airsoft faggots.

He wears MultiCam combat pants everywhere as if he's some off-duty Delta operator, and inserts military slang into everyday conversation, despite having no clue what the terms actually mean. He loves the camera, and will waste no opportunity to pose for it all kitted up.

He will even go so far as to tell ACTUAL COMBAT VETERANS that their shooting stance, grip pattern, or cheek weld on a weapon is "wrong", with no service credentials of his own. When others call out his habit of pretend play, he resorts to personal attacks. Even the airsoft faggot knows he has no justification to be an adult playing dress-up.

He doesn't have the balls to actually sign up for the military and will get very butthurt if you suggest he should. He lacks the discipline to commit himself to a lifetime of meaningful service. This is because he is a CHICKENSHIT COWARD WANNABE.

If you shoot plastic BBs at kids while dressing up in gear to pretend you're a soldier, you're probably an airsoft faggot.

by 01101001110 December 25, 2018

massive faggot

Massive homosexual, whether gay or straight.
Can also refer to a person of great disdain

Mikelle is a massive faggot

by matt77800 February 2, 2015

swag-faggot

The term 'Swag Faggot' comes from the chavy sense of clothing certain teenagers wear and are proud of it. It is mostly looked down upon.

Boy 1: Hey look, there is another swag-faggot.
Boy 2: Yeah, that's Henry's brother.

by DJPrincessLuna October 20, 2013

Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.

bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

by Billy bob April 14, 2003

Faygo

A cheap soda sold in parts of the U.S.

Often sprayed on fans at Insane Clown Posse concerts

dubbed "wicked elixer" by Gamzee Makara
The official soft drink of Juggalos and Homestucks

Dude1: What the hell happened to you?
Dude2: I got soaked with Faygo
Dude1: How many times do I need to tell you not to go to Insane Clown Posse concerts?

Gamzee: Yo, mOtHeRfUcKeR, SlAm a fAyGo

by WaSsUpMoThErFuCkEr February 22, 2013

Apple Faggot

Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Steve Jobs. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.

John: - Look there's Tom with his new iPad.
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!

by vlad88667 March 13, 2010

Mega faggot

He is a small pink bike who got abused by big chungus he sufferd severe bullying

Mega faggot is gay

by Big chungus2.0 January 21, 2019