Fapstronaut

An astronaut sent into space with the specific goal of avidly masturbating in outer space. Fapstronauts are equipped with a revolutionary space suit design in which one arm hole(the masturbation hand) is permanently connected to the area located near the zero gravity genitalia. Fapstronauts often exist to fulfill life long dreams, or strange fetishes. These humans are not endorsed by NASA or any other space-bound company

"Incredible, Zach is the most ferocious masturbator to ever enlist in the Fapstronaut program"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"

by pretzelsoup May 24, 2015

Fapster

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

by Bacon_Lover September 25, 2011

Fapstronaut

You just couldn't stop fapping, even in god damn space...

Jimmy stop jerking off all the time you fucking fapstronaut

by TacoDuke S. September 30, 2021

fapster

A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.

That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.

by HotKarlito August 18, 2008

fapstein

A Jewish person who masturbates frequently.

"Oh boy, look at that fapstein. I hear when they called him to read Torah in temple he was in the bathroom jacking off."

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

Fapship

Friends who fap together in a non gay way.

You had fun last night?
"Yeah, I was with Carl. We have some kind of fapship."

by ilkub May 2, 2014

fapsicle

A drop of cum hanging off a person's chin after being subjected to bukkake.

Oh my god, there's a fapsicle on my chin! ..never mind, it dripped onto the floor.

by durson August 15, 2007