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Get the Mother Fanciable mug.Those who describe themselves as “somewhat fancie” are often attracted to children and spend their time accusing others, especially those who can’t defend themselves, of their own sinister attributes.
by Roger Don November 23, 2020
Get the Somewhat fancie mug.In 1973, an unidentified attacker entered the Finland border, demanding not money, but cheese. So much cheese. 500 tons of cheese. Because he got the munchies.
He claimed to have dropped an actual gallon of LSD straight from a milk jug, to be able to smell movement and see sounds. Local military saw him and laughed. But suddenly, the power went out.
When it came back on, the local military had all been run down, tire tracks from a Ford F150 covering them, and through all the stores in Finland, there was something missing.
The cheese section had become a fold in reality. No more cheese in Finland.
Investigators in Finland later found the man’s base of operations. Inside was an old PC, a copy of Sun Tzu‘s Art of War and a milk jug.
He claimed to have dropped an actual gallon of LSD straight from a milk jug, to be able to smell movement and see sounds. Local military saw him and laughed. But suddenly, the power went out.
When it came back on, the local military had all been run down, tire tracks from a Ford F150 covering them, and through all the stores in Finland, there was something missing.
The cheese section had become a fold in reality. No more cheese in Finland.
Investigators in Finland later found the man’s base of operations. Inside was an old PC, a copy of Sun Tzu‘s Art of War and a milk jug.
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From the once popular pastime of breeding and keeping songbirds in captivity.
From the once popular pastime of breeding and keeping songbirds in captivity.
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