National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!

“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”

by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022

failer

Noun. A person that tries and tries again with no success until they finally become wealthy, popular, and/or loved by the masses.

That guy is such a failer, he should just call it a day and try again tomorrow.

by Mattnchico June 11, 2006

Farley

The process of eating a girls butthole out

I gave that girl a farley last night and she farted in my face.

by cp6694 October 30, 2011

Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

Faileys

Cheap Dirty imitation of the famous Irish cream drink. Usually from Lidi or Aldi or won from a Christmas tombola

Have you ever drank ‘faileys’ from a shoe ?

by Copa jonbi November 8, 2019

failevator

A person who gets out of an elevator on the wrong floor, realises their mistake, then tries to get back in before the doors close.

Dex, failing to concentrate, got out on the wrong floor. He then tried to scamble back into the lift - too late. What a fuckin failevator.

by Forsen January 14, 2009

Failed

To suck at life & NEVER make shit of yourself.

Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.

Without myshaun and drukerria, sommer failed her class miserably. What a stupid girl, must be all the cigs her mother smoked while she was pregnant with her.

by Gabbbbbbagirl8737 May 20, 2019