Factual Evidence

One who wants to seem smarter than they really are.

Someone who is bored of simple words such as Yes, YES, and FUCK YES

Hey want some pizza? Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your mom passes away... Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE?!?!?!

by eggyplantboi April 17, 2019

facuum

A combination of the words fag and vacuum. Defined as a person who sucks and/or is gay.

Person A: Facuum.
Person B: What the fuck?
Person A: You suck and/or are gay.

by Shookit November 15, 2009

facum

the act of farting while busting a huge nut on a girls face.

Dude I facummed on Jenny's face last night....the look on her cum covered face was priceless.

by Marc and Jeffro March 31, 2008

interchangeable factualist

A person whom habitually and constantly interchanges facts to influence their perspective on a story: it is not lying.

WHAT MAKES SOMEONE AN INTERCHANGEABLE FACTUALIST IS. " I SWEAR SHE KISSED ME FIRST AND THEN I KISSED HER BACK", AND THIRTY SECONDS LATER "I KISSED HER AND SHE KISSED ME OUT OF NOWHERE"...

by YAKA-ANA February 9, 2020

Fatuma

A weirdo who likes Fritos and wears a hijab (not the prophets (pbuh) daughter

Girl 1: look she is eating Fritos she is being a fatuma
Girl 2: I know

by BeybkadeEater April 16, 2022

Factutone

(n) The tone in a persons voice as they correct previous statements, usually associated with the word "actually"
(adj) describing the tone of someone's voice as having a correcting nature, an "as a matter of fact" quality

"You owe me 5 dollers from lunch yesterday" claimed Beth to her friend Roberto. "Actually, I only owe you 2 dollers." replied Roberto in a Factutone voice

by Rick HMHS December 18, 2008

factutory rape

Being raped by how factual such a statement is-Lütz

your mother has the greatest set of tits of all time, and that's factutory rape bro

by lutzenheim March 29, 2015