No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns

Ewan Joseph Johnson is Cool

by MindGaming January 18, 2017

national love ewan day

A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect

This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February

“Happy national love Ewan day Ewan!”

by Gang12344688 February 6, 2018

Ewan

A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears

Oh no its that ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan

He has a huge thing down there and is very cute and sexy! All the girls r after him !!

Dang! Your boyfriend is a Ewan your so lucky

by Ethan hayyyy November 24, 2021

Ewan

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.

He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.

Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr

by buttahdawg December 1, 2023

Ewan

Elis little bro

Ewan is always playing games

by Daddy savage August 7, 2017