Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.
by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

by MindGaming January 18, 2017

A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect
This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February
This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February
by Gang12344688 February 6, 2018

Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.
Ewan won’t stop crying.
by Etoppp December 14, 2022

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.
He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.
He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.
by buttahdawg December 1, 2023

My Singing Monsters player: I love Epic Wubbox!
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox
by singing monsters lover January 12, 2024

This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.
Electromagnetic-ewan is a fat bastard
by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025
