No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.
Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!
by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 27, 2021
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ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns
by MindGaming January 18, 2017
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national love ewan day

A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect

This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February
by Gang12344688 February 06, 2018
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Ewan Edwards

This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.
See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards
by Kidsforlife March 05, 2020
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Ewan Mcgregor

A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.
omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*
by SoupyWan January 30, 2022
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ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
by vausey9 March 02, 2021
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ewan innes

Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey
Ewan innes is my bowling ball tonight.
Stike after strike with the size of him.
by My nan spoon January 15, 2018
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