Essex Divs 

A group of guys from Essex who think they are alot better than they really are, they deem themselves to be the ultimate partyers however are not more than wannabe's. They aspire to be like other groups who are more popular and more fun.

Essex Divs always refuse invitations to be social, then when they do go out think they are hardcore, however end up being nightlined..
As a social group their sole aim is to be campus celebrities.

Oh dear look at that lot, such Essex Divs, they think theyre on it but theyre nothing compared to the Hot Fuzz, when will they learn!

Essex Divs by THEHOTFUZZ December 8, 2009

Essex Icecube 

When a dirty chav is on her period she drips her blood into a pint glass and puts it in the fridge overnight and forces her boyfriend to drink it the next day.

My girlfriend knocked me out and gave an essex icecube

Essex Icecube by Toxic-Temptation October 21, 2011

Essex girl

smart, sassy, fun, and striving hard in life like everyone else.

"I'm a massive fan of the dictionary." -Essex girl

Essex girl by Trishylikefishy November 10, 2021

Essex bash 

a particularly enthusiastic and spontaneous wank.

I got really bored yesterday so I had a cheeky Essex bash.

Essex bash by crhb May 23, 2011

Essex University 

Essex University-Chelmsford Prison, where various degree of Chav, thug, urchin, and cretin can learn such skills as Literacy, Cooking, and basic math, all the things their cross eyed parents should of taught them if they had known themselves, or if they had gone to school, all thanks to the tax payer.

He's doing a three-year degree at Essex University

Essex University by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009

Essex Porsche 

The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.

Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.

Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.

Essex Porsche by dj_monged September 10, 2004

Essex Dogs 

Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.

The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.

I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.

Essex Dogs by dj_monged September 10, 2004