enternet

Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.

Pippin: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".

Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!

Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.

Merry: We're running out of time!

This connection is so slow it looks like we'll be surfing the Enternet today!

by Enternetter November 11, 2014

Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome

One of the more severe side-affects of consistent and long-term use of online-social-networking software and technologies prescribed in normal circumtances to help cure social insecurities through a veil of anonymity and impersonal communications. Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome is recognizeable by the tendency to awkwardly send incomplete and/or inappropriate (whether intentional or accidental) messages to a fellow peer who is being communicated with. If premature enter-hitting-syndrome becomes recognizeable and persists for any length of time, sufferers should immediately stop the use of online-social-networking at the risk of further damaging their social reputation and ability to communicate with others. Activities such as meeting up with peers in person should be considered to offset the need for online-social-networking which may also offer other positive and noteable side affects such as being happy and having friends.

Premature enter-hitting-syndrome example:

Kellie: Don't tll anyone but I like Jordan
Brit: *this person has gone offline*
Kellie: 's new shoes
Brit: *online*
Brit: Omg you like Jordan? I just told Kevin!
Kellie: shit.

by Thatnameisalreadyinuse May 11, 2009

respawn entertainment

A bunch of developers that realized that COD is complete garbage and then created 2 of the best shooters ever made practically giving the middle finger to Infinity Ward/Activision and avenging Novalogic/DeltaForce.

person1: what shooters do you recommend
person2: Titanfall2 made by Respawn Entertainment

by trollface 5333 May 7, 2020

enter a word, e.g. "pie"

Selina: I'm bored. I will play with the dictionary
Anna: ever typed in Enter a word, e.g. "pie"?
Selina: no.........

Anna: you're not as bored as I am

you say your bored? have you typed in enter a word, e.g. "pie" on the dictionary?

by pursso May 29, 2018

C:ENTER:###

See colon, enter colon, pound, pound, pound. It's butt fucking.

Billy- C:ENTER:###??

Sally- What?

Billy- Buttsecks?

Sally- What?

Billy- CAN I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS?

by Meagan M January 1, 2009

triple entente

The act of simultaneously giving felacio to three different persons.

Marisa Robinson did some mad ass triple entente.

by George A. James April 26, 2006

Entenmann's

(n) "N-teh-minz"

Delicious pastries commonly found in display cases at the end of the aisle.

"It's an Entenmann's."
"Do they have a castle at Windsor?"
"No, they have a display case at the end of the aisle."

by jbling January 6, 2010