Lazy, small dicked, selfish, gives up all the time, drops girls out of no where, sex addict, doesnt like to fix things, doenst know how to chamge a tire, and has bad taste in woman. When he actually has a sexy gf he drops her for a chiken run looking bitch. Like to get girls pregnet in the first month of being together
by smartasabitch101 July 2, 2016
Get the fabian enrique barronmug. Why is that person such an Enrique
by cheeziii July 15, 2019
Get the Enriquemug. 
Get the enriquemug. A fun loving and overall amazing guy. Tends to love soccer, cars, and his family. Is very chill and funny, but can be shy at times. Loves to play video games and hang out with the bois. Usually has curly hair and brown eyes. Which makes him extremely attractive to others around him. Despite this he remains very loyal, and only has eyes for his girlfriend. Enrique's tend to be great friends and give off the best vibes. A radiant soul that wants nothing more than to have a good time, and experience life with the people he cares about.
"Where have you been?"
"Enrique and I went to play soccer then got some food. He's such a great person to be around."
"Enrique and I went to play soccer then got some food. He's such a great person to be around."
by Adoreyoudarling ♡ November 23, 2021
Get the Enriquemug. a very good fortnite player that has no friends and he acts gay around ulises and uriel and he has a thicc booty
by enriquetheog May 28, 2019
Get the enriquemug. Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
Hey Trevor!?
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013
Get the Captain Enriquesmug. Enrique is a loyal, man who plays too much but also a sexy man who can be very annoying at times. He can really be the person you most have been seeking to find. The first sight you see of him will be how much of a mysterious, good looking, and lone wolf he might seem to be yet, which makes it the reason girls fall interest at first sight to his appearance. One of the funniest guys you’ll know, and he will make you laugh out of no where. He is hidden as steel when it comes to expressing his thoughts and feelings but once he does, you must cherish that and never let go of him. He can sometimes be a little dirty minded, but not to an extreme level. He can’t take conversations serious. He has one of the most unique and best features (physically). He’s very handsome and has many friends because of his loyalty to the true ones. He defends what is right, what he believes and will do anything for the people he loves. He is defensive which makes it difficult to argue with him especially if he knows he is right or thinks he is. He never brags about himself, only when play around, because once again, he has THAT amazing sense of humor uppon him. One of the top boy/man anyone could ever know.
by Matina February 28, 2022
Get the Enriquemug.