by Sayden Hantilli August 6, 2019
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by Wonderhoy July 22, 2022
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It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:
#1 Refreshing taste
#2 Cheap
#3 You won't look like a posh wanker
#4 Available throughout this golden state
#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!
#6 Esky of ice is not needed
#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party
Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.
#1 Refreshing taste
#2 Cheap
#3 You won't look like a posh wanker
#4 Available throughout this golden state
#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!
#6 Esky of ice is not needed
#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party
Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.
"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"
by Tony Comitto January 9, 2008
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by Queen Rio Ranger August 15, 2022
Get the Emu otori mug.Grabbing a can of beer (preferably Emu Export) shotgunning it, then uppercutting the can as hard and high into the air as possible.
Mate, did you see Warren Emu Uppercut that tin out front of the pub the other night ? He fuckin’ sent it !!
by MC BBQ December 29, 2020
Get the Emu Uppercut mug.This is a lager beer that originated in a sailors fridge in Rockingham, it can be likened to Alladdins cave in that it lured a Queenslander sailor away from the eastern states squalor to the west, which is obviously the best.
Problem is, you can enter the cave of Emu wonders and gaze at the majesty of the carton in the fridge. But if you take one sip it will be like sucking on an Emu and the sky will fall on your head
Problem is, you can enter the cave of Emu wonders and gaze at the majesty of the carton in the fridge. But if you take one sip it will be like sucking on an Emu and the sky will fall on your head
by Matt Labrador March 21, 2020
Get the Emu Bitter mug.Emu Tax is a quite common form of (you guessed it) taxation.
Although its never on an invoice, you can't claim it back and the government certainly don't use it to fund the needy.
This tax usually takes a dishonest form and is charged at a quite fluctuating percentage and is charged by people ( EMU's ) who have offered petty services to you as a 'friend'. This charge is placed on top of the actual price in order to reimburse the 'EMU' for completely wasting your time and talking to you about its belonging to the 'top 3%' club.
Now for most people, I probably just lost you, but the moral here is...
If you have a TIGHT ARSE 'friend' that stands over 6 feet tall and thinks he's god's gift to the manufacturers of XXXL condoms, don't ask him to get you a quote on ANYTHING because you guessed it...
EMU TAX
PS. We have found the best weapon for evading emu tax is indeed eggs...
Although its never on an invoice, you can't claim it back and the government certainly don't use it to fund the needy.
This tax usually takes a dishonest form and is charged at a quite fluctuating percentage and is charged by people ( EMU's ) who have offered petty services to you as a 'friend'. This charge is placed on top of the actual price in order to reimburse the 'EMU' for completely wasting your time and talking to you about its belonging to the 'top 3%' club.
Now for most people, I probably just lost you, but the moral here is...
If you have a TIGHT ARSE 'friend' that stands over 6 feet tall and thinks he's god's gift to the manufacturers of XXXL condoms, don't ask him to get you a quote on ANYTHING because you guessed it...
EMU TAX
PS. We have found the best weapon for evading emu tax is indeed eggs...
EMU : "Mate that speedo will be 500 bucks"...
Emu Hunter : " But i just saw it for 450"
EMU : " Gotta pay for my XXXL condoms some how, I am in the top 3% you know... 8.04 inches..."
Emu Hunter : " FUCKIN EMU TAX"...
Emu Hunter : " But i just saw it for 450"
EMU : " Gotta pay for my XXXL condoms some how, I am in the top 3% you know... 8.04 inches..."
Emu Hunter : " FUCKIN EMU TAX"...
by Emu Hunter December 6, 2006
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